Bitches be Bitches



Apr 05
onelittlebirdie:

for my brother.. (: <3

onelittlebirdie:

for my brother.. (: <3



Feb 18

BTW….

I was just watching Tosh.0 and he said bitches be bitches. It’s catching on!



Nov 21

Desperate Ass Motherfuckers.

sholdca:

30 missed calls and you still don’t get it?

Nov 21

quote Honey, not even that lip gloss can cover the shit you say.

— (via daniellebarbara)




Nov 21
imperfectlybeautifulky:

MONEY&gt;BITCHES

imperfectlybeautifulky:

MONEY>BITCHES



Nov 17
  • Friend 1: So, what's going on with you and that guy... we're you just fucking?
  • Girl: No, we're not together because we fight a lot.
  • Friend 1: Well, you've been fucking for a long time?
  • Girl: Uhh.. we're not together because I slept with his best friend and he got pissy for some reason.
Nov 17

quote I fucked him therefore I own everything.





Nov 17

The “Oh… yeah… That’s not gonna work anymore”

So I drive an hour to pick up a girl for a first date, and right as I’m about to pick her up she calls to cancel the date.

BbB

Nov 17

quote Make up sex. Half the reason I like to fight.





Nov 14

Super B*tch

"Just because I let you sleep with me doesn’t mean we’re dating. But I do expect you to take me out on dates."

Mallory, the one and only bitch I dated.