Desperate Ass Motherfuckers.
Honey, not even that lip gloss can cover the shit you say.
- Friend 1: So, what's going on with you and that guy... we're you just fucking?
- Girl: No, we're not together because we fight a lot.
- Friend 1: Well, you've been fucking for a long time?
- Girl: Uhh.. we're not together because I slept with his best friend and he got pissy for some reason.
I fucked him therefore I own everything.
The “Oh… yeah… That’s not gonna work anymore”
Make up sex. Half the reason I like to fight.